| I take care of a quadriplegic man for a living. I would describe myself as a combination of Lou from "Me Before You", Cordell from "Hannibal" and a little bit of that kid from "Bad Grandpa" rolled into one. I always wondered how Christopher Reeve went to the bathroom. Now I'm kind of sorry I asked. In my spare time I like to feed the homeless, write poetry, watch soccer and pray that someday Emilia Clarke sees what I am doing with my life and grants me a pity date. Here's to hoping, kids.
* * * * * A Date with Emilia Clarke |